What Voters Want Is Someone Who Likes To Put Up Youtube Videos Of Him Yelling At Them

It's been mildly amusing watching the press fawn over every Republicans with a pulse, touting them all as "possible contenders." I'm waiting for the 50th column from Smerconish in my local fishwrap telling me how Christie is awesome and must run for president NOWNOWNOW (please do! and resign first).


But, you know, people just don't like him.

More than half of New Jersey residents say they wouldn’t back Governor Chris Christie for a second term, disapproving of his choices on a range of policy and personal issues, from killing a commuter tunnel to using a state-police helicopter to attend his son’s baseball game.

It's about now that Very Serious People start pining away for a third party which perfectly represents the only people who matter: themselves.