Peepsicles

This is probably true.

I’ve noted before that many ice cream trucks that sell to kids around the neighborhoods of America are driven and owned by Muslims, some of them illegal aliens. It’s an all cash business, and the cash can’t be traced, can be hidden from the IRS, and can be laundered “back home” to terrorist operations, etc. But, now, there’s another caveat about Muslim ice cream trucks. They could be seeking to sell your kids urine popsicles and unsanitary ice cream.

The fiendish Musselmen are very fiendish. Fiendishly so!