Instead We Will Ask Each Citizen To Sell A Kidney

Because it's only right.

The Irish government has insisted it will not raise the country's low corporation tax rate in return for a European Union-led bail-out.

Deputy Prime Minister Mary Coughlan said the 12.5% rate - much lower than the EU average - was "non-negotiable".

More seriously, they should just default. Tell the continent to bail out its banks directly if they want.